201+ Funny Taco Jokes (2024)

Last Updated on August 26, 2024 by Tomi James

Who doesn’t love a good taco and a hearty laugh? Whether you’re hosting a taco night or just need a quick giggle, these taco jokes are guaranteed to spice up your day! 🌮😄

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Why Did the Taco Cross the Road? 🌮🚶‍♂️

To get to the salsa on the other side! 🕺
Because it saw the burrito rolling! 🌯😆
It wanted to taco ’bout something important! 🎤
To meet its nacho business partner! 🤝
Because it couldn’t let the tortilla wrap up alone! 😋
It heard the guac was extra on the other side! 🥑
To escape the fajita flames! 🔥
It saw a taco truck in the distance! 🚚
It had a beef with the chicken across the street! 🐓
Because it wanted to be on a roll! 🍞
To salsa dance across the road! 💃
It was shell-shocked by the traffic! 🚦
To get away from the taco bout trouble! 🤷‍♂️
It was headed for a taco-licious adventure! 🗺️
Because it was feeling saucy! 🍅
It wanted to see what the taco bout town was! 🏙️
It was tired of just standing still! 🕴️
To catch up with its tortilla friend! 👫
Because the road was seasoned perfectly! 🧂
It had a cheesy grin on the other side! 😁

Taco Puns That Will Guac Your World 🥑🌍

Lettuce taco ’bout how great you are! 🥬
You guac my world every time! 🌎
Don’t go bacon my heart, just taco with me! 🥓❤️
You make my heart salsa! 💃
I’m nacho average friend, I’m a taco ‘bout it! 🎉
Taco ’bout a great day! 🌞
Let’s taco ’bout something fun! 🎢
You’re the salsa to my chips! 🍟
This is nacho ordinary day! 🌟
You make me feel so guac-tastic! 🎸
Taco ‘bout a flavor explosion! 💥
You’re my sour cream dream! 😇
Let’s guac and roll! 🎸
I’m feeling saucy with you around! 🥫
Nacho sure? Taco your time! 🕰️
I’m in a queso emergency! 🚨
Holy guacamole, you’re amazing! 🥑
You spice up my life! 🌶️
Salsa your way into my heart! 💖
I’d taco any day with you! 🎉

Taco Tuesday Jokes That’ll Make You Crave More 🌮😋

Why did the tortilla chip start a band? Because it had a salsa! 🎸
What do you call a taco that’s late for dinner? A slow-cooked delight! 🕰️
How do tacos say grace? “Lettuce thank the guac for this feast!” 🙏
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 😆
Why don’t tacos play poker? Because they’re afraid of the salsa dip! 🃏
How do you know if a taco loves you? It gives you the last bite! 😍
Why did the taco go to therapy? It had too many layers! 🛋️
What did the taco say to the guacamole? “You complete me!” 😘
How do tacos keep in touch? They send each other texts-mex! 📱
What’s a taco’s favorite movie? “Nacho Libre!” 🎬
Why did the taco refuse to fight? It didn’t want to beef! 🥩
What do you call a taco that’s good at math? A bean counter! 🧮
How do you organize a taco party? You shell out the invitations! 📨
What’s a taco’s favorite dance? The salsa! 💃
Why don’t tacos get sunburned? They have SPF-salsa! 🕶️
What did the soft taco say to the hard taco? “You’re too crunchy!” 😜
How do tacos relax after a long day? They take a siesta with guac! 💤
What’s a taco’s favorite drink? A marguarita! 🍹
How do you get a taco’s attention? Shout “Lettuce meet up!” 🗣️
What’s a taco’s favorite type of weather? Mild! 🌤️

Taco Jokes for Kids 🌮👶

What’s a taco’s favorite time of day? Supper time! 🍽️
Why was the taco so popular? It was the life of the party! 🎉
How do tacos make decisions? They weigh the salsa options! ⚖️
What do you call a sleeping taco? A snore-eato! 💤
Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🥗
What’s a taco’s favorite toy? A taco truck! 🚚
Why did the taco go to school? To become a smart cookie! 🍪
How do tacos greet each other? “Lettuce be friends!” 🤝
Why did the taco sit alone at lunch? It wanted to taco ’bout it! 🗣️
What do you get when you cross a taco and a ghost? A spooky taco! 👻
What did the taco say to the corn? “You’re a-maize-ing!” 🌽
Why did the taco cry? It got jalapeño business! 😢
What did the taco say when it was surprised? “Holy guacamole!” 😮
How do tacos listen to music? On their shell-phones! 🎧
Why did the taco feel embarrassed? It had a queso the giggles! 😂
What did the tortilla say to the filling? “You complete me!” 🥰
Why don’t tacos ever argue? They always wrap things up! 🎁
What do you call a taco that tells jokes? A pun-derful taco! 😄
How does a taco say goodbye? “Hasta la taco, baby!” 👋
Why did the taco break up with the burrito? It needed some space! 🌌

Cheesy Taco Jokes That Are Nacho Average 🌮🧀

What do you call a taco with extra cheese? A grate taco! 🧀
Why did the cheese taco break up with the quesadilla? It was feeling too cheesy! 😅
What do you call a taco that loves cheese? A queso-maniac! 😜
How does a cheesy taco greet you? “Hello, gouda friend!” 🧀
Why did the cheesy taco get promoted? It was the best in its field! 🌾
What’s a taco’s favorite dance move? The cheesy dip! 🕺
How do you fix a broken taco? With some cheddar! 🧀
What did the taco say to the cheese? “You make me melt!” 😍
What did the nacho say to the taco? “I’m nacho enemy, I’m your friend!” 🤗
How do you know if a taco is cheesy? It’s always cracking jokes! 😂
Why did the taco go to the dance alone? It was nacho type! 💔
What’s a cheesy taco’s favorite movie? “The Gouda, the Bad, and the Ugly!” 🎬
Why did the taco order a pizza? It wanted a slice of the action! 🍕
What do you call a taco with mozzarella? A stretchy delight! 🧀
How does a taco with extra cheese say goodbye? “Cheddar next time!” 👋
What’s a taco’s favorite kind of cheese? Nacho cheese! 😆
Why don’t tacos and cheese get along? They both think they’re grate! 😅
What do you call a taco with attitude? A cheddar rebel! 🧀
How does a taco with cheese relax? It takes a chill pill! 🧊
Why did the taco run away? It couldn’t handle the cheese! 🏃‍♂️

Taco Knock-Knock Jokes to Knock Your Socks Off 🌮🚪

Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ‘bout it later, let’s eat! 😋

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho ordinary taco! 🌮
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Guac.
Guac who?
Guac-ing right into taco night! 🕺
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce taco ’bout it tomorrow! 🌅
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fajita.
Fajita who?
Fajita believe it, taco night is here! 🎉
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Salsa.
Salsa who?
Salsa way to taco Tuesday! 💃
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese the day, it’s taco time! 🧀
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tortilla.
Tortilla who?
Tortilla the truth, tacos are the best! 😄
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chili.
Chili who?
Chili out, it’s just taco time! 🕰️
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Burrito.
Burrito who?
Burrito-ly the best taco knock-knock! 🌯
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sour.
Sour who?
Sour taco, so delicious! 😋
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Beef-lieve it, tacos are awesome! 🥩
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lime.
Lime who?
Lime and tacos, perfect together! 🍋
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avocado.
Avocado who?
Avocado crush on tacos! 🥑
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pepper.
Pepper who?
Pepper up, it’s taco time! 🌶️
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco the talk, walk the walk! 🕺
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shell.
Shell who?
Shell we have more tacos? 🌮
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fiesta.
Fiesta who?
Fiesta be honest, tacos are the best! 🎊
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mayo.
Mayo who?
Mayo taco dreams come true! 😄
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jalapeño.
Jalapeño who?
Jalapeño tacos are spicy! 🌶️

Taco Love Jokes That Are Truly Heartwarming 🌮❤️

What did the taco say to the burrito? “You wrap me up in love!” 💕
How do tacos express love? With lots of salsa kisses! 😘
Why did the taco propose? It was in queso love! 💍
What do tacos say on Valentine’s Day? “You’re the guac to my roll!” 🥑
How does a taco win someone’s heart? With extra cheese and love! 🧀
What did the taco say to the enchilada? “You make my heart roll!” 🌯
How do tacos celebrate anniversaries? With a taco fiesta! 🎉
What do tacos say to each other at bedtime? “I love you to the last bite!” 😴
How does a taco keep love alive? With a little spice every day! 🌶️
What do you call a romantic taco dinner? A salsa date night! 💃
Why did the taco break up with the salad? It needed more flavor in its life! 🥗
What’s a taco’s favorite romantic movie? “Love in the Time of Salsa!” 🎬
How do tacos show affection? With a guacamole hug! 🥑
What did the taco write in the love letter? “You fill me up with joy!” 📝
How does a taco say, “I miss you”? “Lettuce taco soon!” 🤗
What’s a taco’s love language? Spicy words and crunchy gestures! 🌮
How do tacos handle long-distance relationships? With salsa and patience! 🕰️
Why did the taco marry the tortilla? Because they were a wrap-tastic pair! 👫
How do tacos apologize? With a heartfelt queso! 💌
What do tacos say during a toast? “Here’s to love, laughter, and tacos!” 🥂

Taco Jokes for Every Occasion 🌮🎉

Why did the taco go to the wedding? It was a guest of nacho! 💍
How do tacos celebrate birthdays? With lots of salsa and chips! 🎂
Why did the taco go to the beach? To get a tan-gerine! 🌞
What did the taco say at the party? “Lettuce have fun!” 🎈
How do tacos ring in the New Year? With a fiesta and fireworks! 🎇
Why did the taco go camping? For some s’mores and salsa! 🏕️
What’s a taco’s favorite holiday? Taco Tuesday, of course! 🌮
How do tacos celebrate Halloween? With a spooky salsa! 👻
What did the taco bring to the picnic? A side of fun! 🍉
Why did the taco take a road trip? To explore new flavors! 🚗
How do tacos celebrate the 4th of July? With fireworks and flavor! 🎆
What did the taco say on Easter? “Lettuce be hoppy!” 🐇
Why did the taco join the parade? To salsa down the street! 🥁
How do tacos celebrate Christmas? With lots of holly and guacamole! 🎄
What’s a taco’s favorite winter activity? Rolling down the slopes! 🛷
How do tacos handle the heat? With a cool glass of horchata! 🥤
What did the taco do on vacation? Relax and enjoy the fiesta! 🏖️
Why did the taco host a barbecue? To grill up some fun! 🍖
How do tacos celebrate weddings? With a taco bar, of course! 💒
What’s a taco’s favorite summer treat? Frozen margaritas! 🍹

Taco Trivia and Fun Facts 🌮❓

Did you know the word “taco” means “light lunch”? Perfect, right? 🍴
Tacos were first mentioned in the U.S. in 1905. That’s over a century of taco goodness! 📜
The largest taco ever made weighed over a ton! That’s a lot of filling! 🏋️‍♂️
There’s a National Taco Day celebrated on October 4th. Mark your calendars! 📅
Tacos are believed to have originated from Mexican silver mines. Miners used tortillas to hold their lunch fillings! 🛠️
The most expensive taco in the world costs $25,000! It includes caviar and gold flakes! 💰
In Mexico, tacos are traditionally served with soft corn tortillas, not hard shells. 🌽
Taco Bell serves over 2 billion tacos each year. That’s a whole lot of crunching! 🌮
The first taco trucks appeared in New York City in 1966. Mobile tacos for the win! 🚚
Some people claim eating tacos can cure a hangover. Worth a try! 🤔
The Guinness World Record for the longest taco is over 8,000 feet long! That’s a taco marathon! 🏃‍♂️
There are over 59,000 Mexican restaurants in the U.S., many serving tacos! 🍽️
“Taco Tuesday” was trademarked by Taco John’s in 1989. 🌮
The oldest known taco recipe is from the 18th century. Talk about a classic! 📜
Tacos are one of the most popular street foods worldwide. 🌍
Some believe that the taco predates the arrival of Europeans in Mexico. It’s ancient deliciousness! 🏺
Tacos al Pastor, one of the most famous tacos, is inspired by Lebanese shawarma. 🌯
Tacos have been featured in countless movies and TV shows, becoming a pop culture icon! 🎬
The world’s largest taco festival happens in Las Vegas. Viva Las Tacos! 🎉
Tacos are so loved that there’s even a Taco Emoji! 🌮

Taco Jokes That Will Make You a Hit at Parties 🌮🎊

Why did the taco join the party? Because it was ready to salsa! 🕺
How do you make a taco laugh? You tell it a corny joke! 🌽
What’s a taco’s favorite game? Salsa and chips! 🎮
How do tacos break the ice? With a sprinkle of cheese and a dash of humor! 🧀
Why did the taco stay up all night? It was having a nacho ordinary party! 🕺
How do tacos send invitations? By shell mail! 📧
What’s a taco’s favorite accessory? A salsa hat! 🎩
Why did the taco play the trumpet? It loved to toot its own horn! 🎺
What do you call a taco with a lot of energy? A nacho dynamo! 💥
How does a taco start a conversation? “Lettuce talk, shall we?” 🗣️
What’s a taco’s favorite subject? History, because it’s full of layers! 📚
Why did the taco bring a pencil to the party? In case it needed to draw a crowd! ✏️
How do you keep a taco entertained? With a spicy story! 📖
Why did the taco win the talent show? It had a filling performance! 🏆
What’s a taco’s favorite song? “Guac Like an Egyptian!” 🎵
How do tacos stay cool at parties? With a cool drink of horchata! 🥤
Why did the taco become a comedian? It knew how to taco the talk! 🎤
What’s a taco’s party trick? Rolling itself up in laughter! 😂
How do tacos say goodbye at a party? “Taco ’bout fun, see you next time!” 👋
Why did the taco sit in the corner at the party? It was nacho time to shine! 🌟

Mia Clark

Mia Clark is the creative force behind Haha Joks, a website where humor takes center stage. With a love for laughter and a talent for finding the funny side of life, Mia curates and shares jokes that will surely bring a smile to your face. Her goal is to make every visitor’s day a little brighter with humor, whether through a witty quip or a hilarious joke.